Saturday 31 March 2007

Top 10 List - ep. 1

Top 10 list of bad ways to save the environment :

1. Recycle your Cash notes and coins.
2. Plant more Poppy flowers*.
3. Use your own "droppings" to fertilize your poppy flowers.
4. Recycle or your speeding/parking summons tickets.
5. Use the same handkerchief to wipe your face, the floor and your car.
6. Use "glow in the dark" light bulbs.
7. Use "bedak sejuk**" powered refrigerators.
8. Stop breathing to reduce Carbon Dioxide emissions.
9. Opt for a car without an engine.
10. Don't cook your food, save energy and reduce Carbon Dioxide emissions

*Poppy is used to make cocaine, a highly intoxicating drug.
**Bedak sejuk is a traditional Malay talcum powder that has a cooling effect on the skin.

.:: Top 10 List - out every now and then ::.

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